Thursday, August 24, 2006

More Tantalizing Non-Red Sox Entertainment

Red Sox update: We actually won a game last night. Don't get your hopes up, though.

To continue with the theme of breaking up all the Red Sox monotony, I bring you the diagram of an eye:



At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Joey The Greyhound said...

So if i got this right the defensive alignment is:
Cornea 1B
Vitreaous Humor 2B
Iris 3B
Retina in left
Optic Nerve in center
Sclera in Right
Lens on the mound
And Pupil doing the catching
What no Shortstop????
Guess i can't get away from baseball, but thanks for trying :-)

At 3:22 PM, Blogger Jere said...

This is like when Brian and I, on our old cable access show, decided to show things that were more entertaining than the other shows on the channel.

And it worked out better than we could've expected. One thing was to have me on one side of the door and have Brian knock on the other side. I'd have the chain lock on, and tell him to come in (while filming the door). He'd not be able to get in, so I'd say "hold on," then still not unlock it, and tell him to come in again. And again he wouldn't be able to get in. And we'd do this over and over, for 15 minutes.

But it never got that far, because the first time he tried to come in, the chain lock didn't hold and he came busting through the door, breaking part of the door frame clean off.

MUCH more entertaining indeed.

Hey, why haven't I YouTubed that scene yet?

At 3:33 PM, Blogger 01245 said...

I wish I could put up little videos like that one you and Brian did.

It's a kind of protest.

At 3:35 PM, Blogger 01245 said...

Whose on first? Cornea. What's on second? Humor. Humor?!

Yeah, I can see a whole Abbot and Costello situation playing out there. I think Pupil will make a great catcher. At these all these guys have a better shot at hitting the ball than the current line up!

P.S. Sclera sounds a little like Scioscia. AKA Rush Linbaugh.

At 4:24 PM, Blogger Jere said...

Right. It's a kind of protest. In our case, it was also a protest, but against how the racists were allowed to say whatever they wanted (on public access), but we were called out for every little technical mistake because we were young. (One lady at Comcast assumed we were in high school, despite being 25.) So not only did we force everyone to watch us just killing itme, we also took joy from the fact that the stupid guy who hated us at Comcast and always messed with us had to sit through the whole half hour, too. Since he HAD to watch eaach show before airing it.

At 4:32 PM, Blogger Michael Leggett said...

There's Spike TV & on Public Access, there's Whacko TV:

& then, there's Jere TV, Offbeat, Informative & Funny;

It could get worse on NESN, according to my latest TOP 10 List;

NESN=No Energy Sports Network @ this rate.


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