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Congratulations to Lester for his first major league victory! The kid pitched well tonight (minus that last inning). Excellent breaking ball.

Poor Eric Frede. His head looks like it was jammed in a vice. Or mooshed together by the hands of Jason Voorhees. Jim Rice wears tinted glasses. I can't believe I never noticed that. He's so snazzy.